Is this a joke?
Posted on March 5, 2008 Filed Under Extra Football
Surfing through the web, I found these extremely hilarious comments taken from real life scenarios!
“England have not won a game for three months. The fact that we have not played one is irrelevant, Graham Taylor should hang, and so should his successor” Radio 5, 1993
“I’ve told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones” Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before League Cup Quarter Final, 1992.
“If we played like that every week we wouldn’t be so inconsistent” Bryan Robson, Man Utd, 1990
“I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs” Andy Gray, Sky Sports
Richard Keys: Well Roy, do you think that you’ll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league? Roy Evans: You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard
“It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday” Radio 5 Live
“Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead” Tom Ferrie
“And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley unless somebody knocks us out” Dave Bassett
“And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds” Peter Jones
“Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins” Brian Moore
“There are some great defenders here, I just don’t know their names” David Ginola of Newcastle and France
You lads line up alphabetically by height. - Archie Knox - Ex. Rangers assistant manager.
I can’t really remember the name of the clubs we went to. Duncan Ferguson - Everton striker reply to a inquiry about whether he had visited the Parthenon during a club trip to Greece. (Parthenon is a temple built for the Greek goddess Athena)
He’s a lad who gets up at 6 o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Mo Boreham - Ex. youth coach at Sheffield U. on a players training regime.
We can’t win at home, we can’t win away. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.
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